1 00:00:01,161 --> 00:00:04,267 [ Drumroll Playing ] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.LT 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,501 [ Orchestra Playing ] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.LT 5 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,557 [ Wind Blowing Softly ] 6 00:02:32,348 --> 00:02:35,145 ♪♪ [ Elvis Presley On Radio ] 7 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:38,589 ♪♪ 8 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,023 MRS. PETERSON! 9 00:02:41,059 --> 00:02:43,528 RAMON, HEY! HOW'S IT GOIN'? 10 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,964 HOW YOU DOIN'? 11 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,857 THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE ON THE DESK. 12 00:02:47,893 --> 00:02:51,401 WHERE'S SHE HEADED? SHE'S SNOWBOUND, RAMON. 13 00:02:55,274 --> 00:02:58,172 - SEE YOU WENT WITH THE PINK. - YEAH, YEAH. 14 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:00,410 IT'S KIND OF A PINK DAY TODAY. 15 00:03:00,445 --> 00:03:03,206 I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER PICKUP FOR YOU ON THURSDAY. 16 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:05,578 - ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. - ALL RIGHT. THANKS, RAMON. 17 00:03:05,614 --> 00:03:08,284 ♪ BLESS MY SOUL WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ♪ 18 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,519 ♪ I'M ITCHIN' LIKE A MAN ON A FUZZY TREE ♪ 19 00:03:11,555 --> 00:03:14,418 ♪ MY FRIENDS SAY I'M ACTIN' WILD AS A BUG ♪ 20 00:03:14,453 --> 00:03:16,525 ♪ I'M IN LOVE ♪♪ 21 00:03:18,424 --> 00:03:21,666 ♪♪ [ Humming ] 22 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:25,369 [ Speaking Russian ] 23 00:03:31,438 --> 00:03:35,275 ♪♪ [ Singing In Russian ] 24 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:38,311 [ Man Shouting In Russian ] 25 00:03:38,346 --> 00:03:40,678 ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ] 26 00:03:40,714 --> 00:03:43,420 [ Doorbell Rings ] PETERSON! PETERSON! 27 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:46,990 PETERSON. [ Russian ] 28 00:03:47,025 --> 00:03:49,354 [ Russian ] [ Russian ] 29 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:52,194 - MR. COWBOY, DA? - DA. 30 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:55,333 ♪♪ [ Humming ] [ Russian ] 31 00:03:56,563 --> 00:03:59,804 MMM, IT'S PRETTY. [ Russian ] 32 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,835 MMM. IT'S FROM MY WIFE. 33 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,583 [ Horn Honking ] 34 00:04:16,054 --> 00:04:18,653 ♪♪ [ Singing In Russian ] 35 00:04:28,363 --> 00:04:31,468 [ Russian ] [ Russian ] 36 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:50,586 [ Russian ] 37 00:04:55,927 --> 00:04:57,791 [ Whistle Blows ] 38 00:05:09,304 --> 00:05:11,336 [ Man ] TIME... 39 00:05:11,371 --> 00:05:13,774 RULES OVER US WITHOUT MERCY, [ Man Translating From English To Russian ] 40 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:17,511 NOT CARING IF WE'RE HEALTHY OR ILL, HUNGRY OR DRUNK, 41 00:05:17,546 --> 00:05:21,246 RUSSIAN, AMERICAN, BEINGS FROM MARS. 42 00:05:21,282 --> 00:05:24,321 IT'S LIKE A FIRE. IT COULD EITHER DESTROY US OR IT COULD KEEP US WARM. 43 00:05:24,356 --> 00:05:27,191 THAT'S WHY EVERY FEDEX OFFICE HAS A CLOCK. 44 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,060 BECAUSE WE LIVE OR WE DIE BY THE CLOCK. 45 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,888 WE NEVER TURN OUR BACK ON IT. 46 00:05:31,923 --> 00:05:34,131 AND WE NEVER, EVER ALLOW OURSELVES... 47 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:37,362 THE SIN OF LOSING TRACK OF TIME! 48 00:05:37,398 --> 00:05:39,635 LOCALLY, IT'S 1:56. 49 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:43,604 THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT THREE HOURS AND FOUR MINUTES... 50 00:05:43,639 --> 00:05:45,535 BEFORE THE END-OF-THE-DAY'S PACKAGE SORT. 51 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:49,975 THAT'S HOW LONG WE HAVE. THAT'S HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE... [ Translating ] 52 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:53,117 BEFORE THIS PULSATING, ACCURSED, RELENTLESS TASKMASTER... 53 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:55,715 TRIES TO PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS. 54 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:58,816 HEY, NICOLAI. HEY. NICOLAI, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 55 00:05:58,851 --> 00:06:00,820 HOW ARE YOU, KID? LOOK WHAT YOU DID. 56 00:06:00,856 --> 00:06:02,922 YOU JUST DELIVERED YOUR VERY FIRST FEDEX PACKAGE. 57 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:06,798 THAT DESERVES SOMETHING SPECIAL, LIKE A SNICKERS BAR... 58 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,630 AND A C.D. PLAYER. 59 00:06:09,665 --> 00:06:11,667 AND SOMETHING TO LISTEN TO-- A C.D. THERE. 60 00:06:11,702 --> 00:06:14,502 ELVIS PRESLEY. FIFTY MILLION FANS CAN'T BE WRONG. 61 00:06:14,537 --> 00:06:16,538 YOU ALL RECOGNIZE THIS, DON'T YOU? 62 00:06:16,574 --> 00:06:19,276 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF SENDING THIS TO MYSELF. 63 00:06:19,311 --> 00:06:24,382 I FEDEX'D IT BEFORE I LEFT MEMPHIS. 64 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,649 YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT COULD BE IN HERE. 65 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:28,986 WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? IS IT ARCHITECTURAL PLANS? 66 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,950 MAYBE TECHNICAL DRAWINGS? 67 00:06:30,985 --> 00:06:33,859 IS THIS THE NEW WALLPAPER FOR THE-- FOR THE BATHROOM? 68 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,893 [ Translator Continues ] 69 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,658 IT IS... A CLOCK, 70 00:06:38,693 --> 00:06:40,696 WHICH I STARTED AT ABSOLUTE ZERO... 71 00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:45,734 AND IS NOW AT 87 HOURS, 22 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS. 72 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:50,671 FROM MEMPHIS, AMERICA TO NICOLAI IN RUSSIA, 87 HOURS. 73 00:06:50,706 --> 00:06:53,978 EIGHTY-SEVEN HOURS IS A SHAMEFUL OUTRAGE. 74 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:57,076 THIS IS JUST AN EGG TIMER! 75 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,981 WHAT IF IT HAD BEEN SOMETHING ELSE? LIKE YOUR PAYCHECK? 76 00:07:00,016 --> 00:07:03,254 OR FRESH BOYSENBERRIES? OR ADOPTION PAPERS? [ Translating ] 77 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:05,355 EIGHTY-SEVEN HOURS IS AN ETERNITY. 78 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,250 THE COSMOS WAS CREATED IN LESS TIME! 79 00:07:07,285 --> 00:07:10,259 WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT AND NATIONS TOPPLED IN 87 HOURS! 80 00:07:10,294 --> 00:07:12,127 FORTUNES MADE AND SQUANDERED. 81 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:14,433 [ Translating ] 82 00:07:16,329 --> 00:07:18,366 WHAT? 83 00:07:18,402 --> 00:07:20,369 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME? 84 00:07:20,405 --> 00:07:22,369 I TELL THEM, WHAT DO THEY EXPECT? 85 00:07:22,405 --> 00:07:25,969 THIS MAN, WHEN HIS TRUCK BROKE DOWN, HE STOLE A BOY'S BICYCLE TO DO HIS DELIVERY. 86 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:28,806 I BORROWED IT! I BORROWED A KID'S BIKE. 87 00:07:28,842 --> 00:07:32,248 AND I GOT MY PACKAGES DELIVERED, AND THAT IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA HAVE TO START DOING. 88 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:35,818 YOU HAVE TO START DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES, BECAUSE IN THREE HOURS AND TWO MINUTES... 89 00:07:35,853 --> 00:07:38,882 EVERY ONE OF THESE PACKAGES HAS TO BE ON THE BIG TRUCK... 90 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,817 AND ON ITS WAY TO THE AIRPORT. 91 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:43,625 [ Bell Rings ] FIFTEEN MINUTES! 92 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:46,959 CRUNCH TIME! CRUNCH TIME! CRUNCH TIME! 93 00:07:46,994 --> 00:07:50,332 LET'S GO! EVERY PACKAGE ON THE AIRPORT TRUCK. 94 00:07:50,368 --> 00:07:52,434 GO! CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH! 95 00:07:52,469 --> 00:07:54,397 - WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM. - WHAT? 96 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,408 - THE TRUCK IN RED SQUARE IS STUCK. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 97 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:59,977 - IT'S STUCK. - STUCK HOW? IN SNOW? IN ICE? 98 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:03,548 IT'S STUCK! THE MOST IMPORTANT TRUCK-- THE KREMLIN TRUCK! MANY PACKAGES. 99 00:08:13,419 --> 00:08:15,950 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. LET'S PUT THE TABLE RIGHT HERE. 100 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:17,824 WE'LL JUST DO THE SORT. 101 00:08:17,859 --> 00:08:21,025 AH, YEAH, A CLAMP. THAT WOULD MAKE US STUCK. 102 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:23,796 LET'S GO. UNLOAD-- GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 103 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:26,537 RIGHT HERE. TWO LINES, TWO LINES. 104 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,367 ONE TO THE AIRPORT TRUCK, ONE TO THE MOSCOW TRUCK. 105 00:08:29,402 --> 00:08:31,240 GOT IT? 106 00:08:31,275 --> 00:08:34,809 C.D.G., F.E., M.E, MEMPHIS ON THE AIRPORT TRUCK. EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT THERE. 107 00:08:34,844 --> 00:08:37,541 NICOLAI! TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK. FOUR MINUTES. 108 00:08:37,576 --> 00:08:39,777 [ Ringing ] 109 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:42,586 [ Answering Machine ] HI, THIS IS KELLY. IF YOU'RE CALLING FOR CHUCK, PRESS ONE. 110 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,754 OTHERWISE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE. THANKS. 111 00:08:44,789 --> 00:08:46,921 [ Beeps ] [ Chuck ] HELLO, KELLY. ARE YOU THERE? 112 00:08:46,956 --> 00:08:49,457 PICK UP, PICK UP, PICK UP, PICK UP. YOU'RE NOT THERE. 113 00:08:49,492 --> 00:08:52,493 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. I'M DOIN' THE SORTS IN THE MIDDLE OF RED SQUARE... 114 00:08:52,529 --> 00:08:54,493 IN THE SHADOW OF LENIN'S TOMB. 115 00:08:54,529 --> 00:08:56,599 ♪ I MISS YOU ♪ 116 00:08:56,634 --> 00:08:58,530 ♪ I MISS YOU I REALLY WANNA KISS YOU ♪ 117 00:08:58,566 --> 00:09:01,672 I'M OUTTA HERE IN TWO MINUTES AND I'M PICKIN' UP THE SWEEP THROUGH PARIS, 118 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,134 SO I SHOULD BE BACK IN MEMPHIS ABOUT 18 HOURS OR SO. 119 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,542 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. THE BAD NEWS IS... 120 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:08,544 I GOTTA GO TO THE DENTIST THIS WEEK. 121 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,476 I GOT SOMETHING IN THERE THAT'S HURTIN'. 122 00:09:10,511 --> 00:09:13,279 I LOVE YOU AND I'M GONNA SEE YOU SOON, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 123 00:09:13,314 --> 00:09:16,082 BYE-BYE. NICOLAI! TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK! 124 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:25,663 [ Speaking French ] 125 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:37,604 [ Knocking ] I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO GET TO MEMPHIS TONIGHT. 126 00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:39,737 CAN'T HELP YOU. TRY U.P.S. 127 00:09:39,772 --> 00:09:42,512 WITH THIS EXTRA HEAD WIND, ARE WE GONNA BE ABLE TO PUSH IT AND MAKE THE SORT? 128 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,941 - WE'LL DO OUR BEST. - "OUR BEST," HUH? 129 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:49,420 GWEN, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR DOCTORS THAT JACK KEEPS GETTING CERTIFIED TO FLY? 130 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,820 - AREN'T YOU CONCERNED? - I'M TERRIFIED. 131 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:53,890 BUT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO. 132 00:09:53,925 --> 00:09:56,654 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. RELENTLESS IS OUR GOAL. RELENTLESS! 133 00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:59,992 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM THE GUY WHO STOLE A CRIPPLED KID'S BICYCLE... 134 00:10:00,028 --> 00:10:02,467 - WHEN HIS TRUCK BROKE DOWN? - I BORROWED IT. 135 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,667 BUT I LOVE THAT THE KID'S NOW CRIPPLED. 136 00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:07,164 SO YOU MISSED THE LAST TRUCK BY TWO MINUTES? 137 00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:10,203 TWO MINUTES. ACTUALLY, IT WAS LESS THAN THAT. 138 00:10:10,238 --> 00:10:13,071 THE PLANE WASN'T THAT HEAVY. YOU COULD'VE ADDED SOME FUEL, 139 00:10:13,106 --> 00:10:15,209 PICKED UP THE SPEED AND MADE UP THE TIME. 140 00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:18,414 IT'S ABOUT THE TRUCKS. TODAY'S TRUCK WAS TWO MINUTES LATE. 141 00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:21,412 TOMORROW'S WILL BE FOUR MINUTES LATE, AND THEN SIX MINUTES AND EIGHT MINUTES LATE. 142 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:25,550 - NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE'RE THE U.S. MAIL. - YEAH, WELL-- 143 00:10:25,585 --> 00:10:28,121 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS, IF YOU'D GOTTEN ALL THOSE TRUCKS ON THE PLANE, 144 00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:30,956 THOSE RUSSKIES WOULD BE WALKING ON WATER RIGHT NOW. 145 00:10:30,991 --> 00:10:33,664 HEY NOW, DON'T-- DON'T GIMME THAT LOOK. 146 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,027 - IT'S JUST GRAPE JUICE. RIGHT, CHUCK? - YEAH. 147 00:10:36,062 --> 00:10:39,196 IT'S LIKE A 1992 FULL-BODIED GRAPE JUICE. 148 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:41,533 I SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL. 149 00:10:41,568 --> 00:10:45,036 WE'D OFFER YOU SOME BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO FLY THE PLANE. 150 00:10:45,071 --> 00:10:48,678 YEAH, WELL, I "JUST SAY NO," RIGHT? 151 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,444 LISTEN, STAN, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU. 152 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:53,578 HOW'S MARY? 153 00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:56,984 OH. UH, WELL, 154 00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:00,151 - WE REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING YET. - MM-HMM. 155 00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:05,055 UH, SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR YESTERDAY, AND, UH, 156 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:08,994 IT HASN'T META-- METASTASIZED... 157 00:11:09,029 --> 00:11:11,996 AS FAR AS THEY CAN TELL RIGHT NOW. 158 00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:15,138 IT'S JUST KIND OF WAIT AND SEE. 159 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,337 I'M SO SORRY. 160 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:20,604 TELL HER I'M GONNA COME BY AND SEE HER ON MY NEXT LAYOVER. 161 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,009 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, STAN, WE ARE ALL THINKING ABOUT HER AND YOU. 162 00:11:24,044 --> 00:11:26,713 AND JUST BLESSINGS. THANK YOU, GWEN. 163 00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:29,380 [ Answering Machine ] HI, THIS IS KELLY. IF YOU'RE CALLING FOR CHUCK, PRESS ONE. 164 00:11:29,415 --> 00:11:32,416 OTHERWISE, LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE. THANKS. 165 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,563 STAN. 166 00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:43,031 LISTEN. UH, I HEARD ABOUT THIS-- 167 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,935 I HEARD ABOUT THIS DOCTOR DOWN IN EMORY, IN ATLANTA. 168 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,969 UH, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST. 169 00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:52,102 HE WORKED ON FRANK TORETTA'S WIFE. 170 00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:54,139 FRANK TORETTA IS A SYSTEMS ANALYST. 171 00:11:54,175 --> 00:11:56,779 HE PLAYED CENTER FIELD FOR US. YOU KNOW HIM. 172 00:11:56,814 --> 00:11:59,448 IN THE SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT LAST LABOR DAY. 173 00:11:59,483 --> 00:12:01,314 ANYWAY, BESIDE THE POINT. 174 00:12:01,349 --> 00:12:05,916 UH, WHAT I WAS THINKING IS, IS THAT I COULD GET HIS NUMBER-- 175 00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:08,790 THE DOCTOR-- AND, UH, 176 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:11,257 YOU KNOW, PUT YOU ALL TOGETHER AND-- 177 00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:15,331 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD GET THIS THING FIXED. 178 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:17,164 YOU COULD BEAT IT. 179 00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,502 THANKS, CHUCK. [ Sighs ] 180 00:12:20,537 --> 00:12:23,032 SO, I'LL GET HIS NUMBER. 181 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,337 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 182 00:12:35,781 --> 00:12:37,954 [ Knocking ] 183 00:12:45,427 --> 00:12:49,361 - IS KELLY FREARS AROUND? - SHE'S COPYING HER DISSERTATION. 184 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,354 [ Laughs ] 185 00:13:20,796 --> 00:13:23,367 YOU'RE HOME. HOME INDEED. 186 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,199 I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HOME. 187 00:13:35,808 --> 00:13:38,047 [ Laughs ] 188 00:13:43,183 --> 00:13:48,352 [ TV, Female Newscaster ] JUST DAYS BEFORE SANTA DEPARTS ON HIS ANNUAL GIFT-GIVING VENTURE, 189 00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:51,428 HE'S BEEN DECLARED PHYSICALLY FIT TO FLY. 190 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:55,328 SANTA GOT CHECKED OUT BY DOCTORS AT THE V.A. HOSPITAL IN AUGUSTA, GEORGIA. 191 00:13:55,364 --> 00:13:58,268 AFTER THEY DECLARED THE JOLLY OLD ELF IN TIPTOP SHAPE, 192 00:13:58,303 --> 00:14:01,937 SANTA CLAUS TOOK OFF INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER FOR AN EARLY START. 193 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:04,370 IN SARAJEVO, HE SPENT THE DAY WITH CHILDREN, 194 00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:07,412 HANDING OUT PRESENTS AND EVEN HELPING THEM DECORATE... 195 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,342 THE SPECIAL CHRISTMAS TREE. 196 00:14:10,646 --> 00:14:13,344 [ Bell Clanging ] 197 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:15,883 SANTA AND A SEA OF ELVES TOOK OVER THE FLOOR... 198 00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:17,920 AT THE HONG KONG FUTURES EXCHANGE. 199 00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:20,356 MARKET TRADERS BOUGHT SANTA HATS, DONATING-- 200 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,388 [ TV Shuts Off ] 201 00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,913 THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY, ISN'T IT? 202 00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:47,484 [ All ] NO. - THE TURKEY IS PERFECT. 203 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,580 [ Indistinct Chattering ] 204 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:54,588 - HOW MANY DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? - LAST NIGHT? 2.9 MILLION. 205 00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:58,295 NOW YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN THE MARKET FOR MORE OF THESE CANDIED YAMS. 206 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,728 HERE YOU GO. 207 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:01,829 2.9 HAS GOT TO BE THE RECORD. 208 00:15:01,864 --> 00:15:03,866 LOOK AT THOSE MARSHMALLOWS. 209 00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,003 WHEN I WAS THERE, WE DID TWO MILLION. 210 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,435 - WE THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. - THE GLORY DAYS. 211 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,073 - WHAT'D THEY DO THE FIRST NIGHT? - THE VERY FIRST NIGHT? 212 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:13,107 [ Man [ Man 213 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,947 - HELL, NO. TWELVE. [ Chuck ] THAT'S RIGHT. 214 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,574 AND THEY DID THE SORT RIGHT THERE ON A CARD TABLE. 215 00:15:18,609 --> 00:15:21,382 AND FRED SMITH HAD THAT CARD TABLE BRONZED. 216 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:24,181 - I'VE BEEN HEARING THAT FOR FIVE YEARS. - I SWEAR TO GOD, 217 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:28,420 IT'S IN HIS OFFICE RIGHT TODAY. - THEY GO FROM THAT TO THE NEW HUB UP IN ANCHORAGE. 218 00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:30,454 IT'S STATE OF THE ART-- A PERFECT MARRIAGE... 219 00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:33,025 BETWEEN TECHNOLOGY AND SYSTEMS MANAGEMENT. 220 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,829 SPEAKING OF MARRIAGE, CHUCK, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF KELLY? 221 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:38,166 [ Excited Chattering ] 222 00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:41,102 - HOW LONG? - FOURTEEN MINUTES INTO THE MEAL. 223 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:44,437 - YOU WON. I OWE YOU $5. - SO I WIN. 224 00:15:44,472 --> 00:15:46,472 - WAY BEFORE THE PIE. - I TOLD HIM ON THE WAY UP. 225 00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:49,743 RIGHT ABOUT THE TIME THE PIE CAME OUT, THE MARRIAGE-- 226 00:15:49,778 --> 00:15:52,778 KELLY IS STILL RECOVERING FROM HER FAILED RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT PAROLEE. 227 00:15:52,814 --> 00:15:55,186 HE WAS A LAWYER. 228 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,314 I KNEW IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH RAISING YOUR RIGHT HAND... 229 00:15:57,349 --> 00:15:59,422 AND SWEARING TO TELL THE TRUTH. 230 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,756 KELLY, REMEMBER WHEN HE FELL ON THE SIDEWALK AND BROKE HIS SHOULDER 231 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:05,496 - AT THE WEDDING RECEPTION? - HE TRIPPED ON A CURB HOLDING A DOOR OPEN FOR ME. 232 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,965 - AUNT KELLY WAS MARRIED BEFORE? - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH REMEMBERING. 233 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,799 SO SINCE HER FAILED MARRIAGE TO THE PAROLEE-- 234 00:16:11,835 --> 00:16:17,005 - OH, MY GOD. KELLY JUST CAN'T SEE BEING WITH A MAN WHO WEARS A PAGER TO BED. 235 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,937 WHAT'RE YOU GONNA ATTACH IT TO, HOSS? 236 00:16:18,972 --> 00:16:21,907 I MEAN, WHEN YOU WEAR IT TO BED, I HOPE YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS... 237 00:16:21,942 --> 00:16:23,912 THAT GO VIBRATIN'. 238 00:16:23,947 --> 00:16:26,276 WATCH IT. I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT. 239 00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:29,747 OH, DID YOU HIT AN OLIVE PIT? 240 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:34,052 - I THOUGHT I TOOK ALL OF THEM OUT. - NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 241 00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:37,226 [ Guests Chattering ] 242 00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:02,612 - OKAY, I'LL CANCEL SATURDAY. - NO, DON'T. 243 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,787 IF I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT. BUT IF I AM, WELL, 244 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,890 THEN I AM. IT'S CANCELLED. 245 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,687 BUT YOU GOTTA BE HERE NEW YEAR'S EVE. 246 00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,294 MALAYSIA CAN'T BE THAT BAD. I'LL BE HERE NEW YEAR'S EVE. 247 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,759 WHEN ARE YOU DEFENDING YOUR DISSERTATION? JANUARY 12. 248 00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:18,231 [ Sighs ] I'M GONNA HAVE TO SWITCH OVER THE SOUTH AMERICA THING. 249 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:20,698 IF I DO THAT ON THE THIRD OR FOURTH, 250 00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:22,796 I'M GONNA HAVE TO HEAD BACK OUT AGAIN ON THE 13th. 251 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:25,074 SO LONG AS YOU'RE HERE NEW YEAR'S EVE. 252 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:28,178 I WILL BE HERE NEW YEAR'S EVE. I PROMISE. 253 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:35,647 - WHAT? - WHAT ABOUT OUR CHRISTMAS? I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU. 254 00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,982 WE HAVE TO DO IT IN THE CAR. 255 00:17:41,017 --> 00:17:46,263 [ Elvis Presley ] ♪ YOU'LL BE DOING ALL RIGHT ♪ 256 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,331 - I'D JUST LIKE A MINUTE OVER HERE, ALL RIGHT? THANKS. 257 00:17:51,463 --> 00:17:55,899 ♪ BUT I'LL HAVE A BLUE ♪ 258 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:58,236 ♪ BLUE, BLUE BLUE CHRISTMAS ♪ TWO MINUTES, OKAY? 259 00:17:58,272 --> 00:18:00,903 TWO MORE MINUTES. THANKS. HEY! 260 00:18:00,938 --> 00:18:03,445 MERRY CHRISTMAS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA STIFF ME. 261 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,415 - NO. - WHAT IS THE RIBBON? IS IT A THOUSAND-POUND... 262 00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:09,815 TEST FISHING LINE OR SOMETHING? - HERE'S YOUR FANCY THING. 263 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,519 THANKS. 264 00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:17,590 I LOVE THE WRAPPING. 265 00:18:19,161 --> 00:18:21,330 - AND I LOVE THE BOX. - GOOD. 266 00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:28,172 OH. OH, MY. 267 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:31,140 OH, THAT IS TERRIFIC. 268 00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:33,573 MY GRANDADDY USED IT ON THE SOUTHERN PACIFIC. 269 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:40,349 HEY, I TOOK THIS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF YOU. 270 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:44,917 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M ALWAYS GONNA KEEP THIS... 271 00:18:44,953 --> 00:18:47,587 ON MEMPHIS TIME. 272 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,461 KELLY TIME. 273 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,630 HMM. 274 00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:56,767 YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PRESENTS. IS THERE A PROBLEM? 275 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,868 I'M SORRY, NO! I LOVE 'EM. 276 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:01,066 LOOK AT MY JOURNAL. AH! 277 00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:05,009 - WHAT ABOUT THE PAGER? - REAL LEATHER. THE PAGES HAVE GOLD ON 'EM. 278 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,936 - DID YOU LIKE THE PAGER OR NOT? - YES. 279 00:19:06,972 --> 00:19:10,913 I LOVE IT. LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LITTLE BLUE RUSSIAN HOUSE. 280 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,907 - IT'S FROM RUSSIA. - MY GOD. 281 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,447 IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE LOUD ONES, RIGHT? 282 00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:17,416 NO. YOU CAN PROGRAM IT SO IT VIBRATES... 283 00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:20,055 AND LIGHTS UP AND SEE IT IN THE DARK. 284 00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:24,123 IT SEEMS LIKE A REAL NICE PAGER. 285 00:19:24,158 --> 00:19:27,994 - SORRY ABOUT THE HAND TOWELS. YOU'RE HARD TO SHOP FOR. - NO, NO. I LOVE 'EM. 286 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:32,134 - EVERY TIME I WASH MY HANDS, I WILL THINK OF YOU. - ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO. 287 00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:36,104 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS. 288 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:38,209 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 289 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,417 CHUCK! KEYS! 290 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,393 - THANK YOU. - THAT REMINDS ME. I ALMOST FORGOT. 291 00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:04,896 I HAVE ONE MORE PRESENT FOR YOU. 292 00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:10,202 ONLY THIS ISN'T AN "OPEN IN THE CAR" KIND OF PRESENT... 293 00:20:10,237 --> 00:20:12,239 LIKE, SAY, HAND TOWELS. 294 00:20:12,274 --> 00:20:14,707 WHICH WERE A JOKE, BY THE WAY. 295 00:20:18,882 --> 00:20:21,483 I'M TERRIFIED. 296 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,688 JUST TAKE IT AND HOLD ONTO IT, AND YOU CAN OPEN IT... 297 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,284 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 298 00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:29,392 AND I LOVE YOU. 299 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,860 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 300 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,885 [ Plane Jolts ] 301 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:07,529 [ Sighs ] 302 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,408 HEY, AL, WHERE ARE WE? 303 00:21:22,444 --> 00:21:24,444 SOMEWHERE OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN. 304 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:27,181 HA, HA, HA! YOU PILOTS, YOU'RE FUNNY. 305 00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:29,413 TAHITI CONTROL, FEDEX 88. 306 00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:32,248 POSITION JENNA AT 1526-- 307 00:21:32,284 --> 00:21:35,385 IS ALL THIS TURBULENCE FROM SANTA AND THOSE EIGHT TINY REINDEER? 308 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,057 TAMARA AT 1620. 309 00:21:38,093 --> 00:21:40,496 ERICK IS NEXT. 310 00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,026 FUEL: NINER-FIVE-DECIMAL-FIVE. [ Static Over Radio ] 311 00:21:43,061 --> 00:21:45,501 BLAINE, TELL THEM WE'RE DEVIATING SOUTH FOR WEATHER. 312 00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:47,863 MAKE ANOTHER POSITION PLOT ON YOUR DEVIATION LEFT. 313 00:21:47,899 --> 00:21:50,434 [ Blaine ] TAHITI CONTROL, FEDEX 88. 314 00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:53,276 POSITION JENNA AT 1526. 315 00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:55,708 - FLIGHT LEVEL 350. - I GOT US PLOTTED. 316 00:21:55,743 --> 00:21:58,714 WE'RE 200 MILES SOUTH OF OUR ORIGINAL COURSE. 317 00:21:58,749 --> 00:22:01,412 [ Kevin ] CONTINUE PLOTTING, AND CHECK CONTINGENCY PROCEDURES. 318 00:22:01,447 --> 00:22:03,484 TAHITI CONTROL, FEDEX 88. 319 00:22:03,519 --> 00:22:06,086 BROADCASTING IN THE BLIND. HOW DO YOU READ? 320 00:22:06,121 --> 00:22:08,488 [ Static Over Radio ] [ Blaine ] I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF COMM THIS LONG. 321 00:22:08,524 --> 00:22:11,554 DID YOU TRY THE HIGHER H.F. FREQUENCY? 322 00:22:11,589 --> 00:22:14,156 TAHITI CONTROL, FEDEX 88. 323 00:22:14,192 --> 00:22:17,264 [ Al ] BETTER BUCKLE UP, CHUCK. IT'S GONNA GET BUMPY. 324 00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:20,132 TAHITI CONTROL, FEDEX 88. 325 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:22,340 DO YOU READ? 326 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,883 TAHITI CONTROL, FEDEX 88. 327 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:35,885 POSITION JENNA AT 1526. 328 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,987 FLIGHT LEVEL 350. 329 00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,955 EXPECTING TAMARA AT 1-- 330 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:42,492 [ Toilet Flushes ] 331 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:17,322 [ Explosion ] 332 00:23:17,357 --> 00:23:19,562 [ Pilot Yelling ] 333 00:23:21,097 --> 00:23:24,164 FIRE! EXPLOSION! 334 00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:26,063 LET'S GET A HOSE! 335 00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:32,036 HOLD ON TO IT! COME ON! 336 00:23:34,274 --> 00:23:36,579 SEAT BELT! 337 00:23:42,614 --> 00:23:45,621 WE MAY HAVE TO DITCH! 338 00:23:55,162 --> 00:23:57,094 OKAY? 339 00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,529 FIRE IN THE HOLD! 340 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,839 WE'RE GOIN' DOWN! 341 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,035 MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 342 00:24:07,044 --> 00:24:08,905 [ Alarm Buzzing ] 343 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:12,978 [ Pilots Shouting, Alarm Buzzing ] 344 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,153 BRINGING IT DOWN AND OUT! 345 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:20,152 TEN THOUSAND FEET! MASKS OFF! 346 00:24:20,188 --> 00:24:22,526 MASKS OFF! 347 00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:27,795 CHUCK! LIFE VEST! 348 00:24:59,692 --> 00:25:02,560 CHUCK! CHUCK, STAY THERE! 349 00:25:02,595 --> 00:25:05,635 WHERE'S YOUR LIFE VEST? 350 00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:31,122 DITCHING SWITCH ON! 351 00:25:45,307 --> 00:25:47,974 I'VE GOT VISUAL! 352 00:25:52,149 --> 00:25:54,618 BRACE FOR IMPACT! 353 00:26:17,866 --> 00:26:19,775 [ Creaking ] 354 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,218 [ Engine Roaring ] 355 00:31:29,421 --> 01:44:02,928 [ Groaning, Wheezing ]